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Guest Ryden Purrson

*Hijacked* -War of Hills-

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Guest Ryden Purrson

This is a game I learned from my clan and it was fun xD so I thought I'd bring it here.

Rules:

You can't make yourself invulnerable in anyway on the hill.

You may build defenses as long as they CAN be brought down.

You can always come back and take the hill again if it is taken from you.

You say "My Hill" at the end of the post when you take it.

I'll start it off:

*walks up to hill and falls asleep on it* My Hill!

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Guest Riobyth

*Shovel smack*

Get a haircut, hippie!  The following is a short list of things men should be engaged in, at all times:

1. Getting a haircut

2. Yelling

3. Digesting ribs

4. Hill defense

I have commandeered this point, MAGGOTS!

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Guest MasterBlade

*Sneaks from behind, then whacks Riobyth off the hill with a sledgehammer.

BTW, MY HILL!  :D

And now to build a castle to defend my land! *Begins on the foundation, with a remote turret to guard my flank*

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Guest MasterBlade

Decoy! I have finished my foundation, and I am now building the main structure! With towers, and walls, and all that stuff. =D

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Guest Ryden Purrson

Builds a Massive State of the Art Gigantic Future Artillery gun 70 star systems away... FIRE!!!!

Hill Explodes... Rebuilds it.... then cuts it off the ground and takes it with me to another universe >:D

MY HILL FOREVA!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!

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Guest MasterBlade

Decoy me pops out of Filiocht's liquid-metal-encased hole, then fires the hill out of the artillery gun back onto earth.

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Guest Ryden Purrson

activates barrier and refelects it back 20x stronger and annihaetes the hill... then we go back to what I said in my previous post:

MY HILL!!! FOREVA!!!!!

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Guest MasterBlade

...I don't want to play at the bottom on the hill. Can I visit your house and man the cannons?

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Guest MasterBlade

Team Filiocht! I call base defence!

SENTRY GOIN' UP!  :D

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Oh hello! I am part of Team Filiocht also! It is nice to see you gentlemen! What a fine sentry gun you have here! Shame if anything were to happen to it...

Not as if that is a concern! Ha! A-ha-ha-ha!

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Team Ter-Voert signing on! Their fierce leader, JesseTV, armed with only a Shaolin spade, he slices his way to top and proclaims loudly;

"MY HILL!"

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Guest MasterBlade

SPAI SAPPED MAH SENTRY!!!!!!!

THAT PINK FLOATY THING IS A SPY!!!!!!!

...I've never actually played Team Fortress before, what am I supposed to say now?  :thinking:

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SPAI SAPPED MAH SENTRY!!!!!!!

THAT PINK FLOATY THING IS A SPY!!!!!!!

...I've never actually played Team Fortress before, what am I supposed to say now?  :thinking:

Now you shoot me to verify that I'm a spy. *cough* I mean, what an accusation! I cannot believe you'd say that about me! I want to cry! Also the teleporter is sparking and fizzing! This is the worst day ever!

...Go our team!

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Guest MasterBlade

I have a thick metal wrench, would that work?

*POWER WHACK*

Oh, hey, Skytower decided to take a nap. I think I'll just launch him at Jesse's base using the cannon.

*POW*

And now to rebuild those random, somewhat pointless things!  :D

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And yet, it is still JesseTV's hill, as it has not been claimed by anyone else!

And I shall end all my sentences in exclamation points!

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