Amaroq Dricaldari

Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation: Be Careful What You Wish For

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Wish granted; you are the only person active on the entire forum for nearly a year, so you go completely crazy and start making alt accounts to talk to. Eventually, you overload the servers and nobody can ever use the website again.

 

I wish for Kitsune. Kitsune everywhere.

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Wish granted: everything gets crushed under Kitsunes.

 

I wish more people played the forum games.

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Wish granted: So many people start playing the forum games at once that the website gets overloaded and the server crashes.

I wish I would come back and post more.

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Wish granted; you crash the server with your post count.

I wish I could find somebody to translate my favorite graphic novels to Japanese (this is an ongoing offer)

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Wish granted: he lets everyone but you have a copy, and you never get to read the japanese version.

I wish I knew what my fursona would be.

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Wish granted, but unfortunately you were never meant to know this and the knowledge drives you to madness.

 

I wish my car was Kitt from Night Rider. 

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Wish granted, but it's been converted to run on Propane.

 

I wish I could teleport anywhere in the world.

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Okay, Hank Hill. You gain the ability to Teleport anywhere in the world, but you do not get to choose the Anywhere.

I wish I could find the truth.

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Wish granted, everywhere you look are orange signs talking about the vileness of tobacco. 

 

I wish I owned more comic books. 

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On ‎1‎/‎19‎/‎2016 at 7:02 PM, Masked LLama said:

I wish I owned more comic books. 

Granted, you now own thousands of comics.  But they are all severely water damaged and take up every inch of free space in your home, and the Department of Public Health has deemed your comic hoarding as a health hazard.  You are being evicted. 

I wish I was exempt from wish corruption.  

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Wish granted; you have been disqualified.

I wish that Cruz and Trump were both disqualified from the election.

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Wish granted, but I had to flip a coin to see who dropped first. I think we all lost the coin toss.

I wish that I had more time in my day.

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Wish granted, the Earth becomes tidally locked with the sun. Slowly your side of the Earth heats up and slowly becomes a desertified hellscape.

I wish I had a better internet connection.

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Wish Granted: Your computer cant handle it and runs much slower.

I wish I did better in high school.

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Wish granted: you did better in high school but the grade boundaries also shifted, leaving you worse off

 

 

I wish i was a wolf

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Wish granted; you are a lone wolf with no friends.

I wish that I wasn't extremely depressed.

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Wish granted: Your depression is given to someone who is close to you.

I wish I had better wishes.

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Wish granted: you had them, but you've now run out.

 

I wish I could tell the difference between the inside of Hillary Clinton's email server, and the nearby toilet.

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Granted, however you have an increased fondness for toilets.

I wish I could finish my degree program this year.

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Granted: You now have a degree in retail

 

I wish I was on vacation

 

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Your wish is my command, however that vacation is to the now defunct Venezuela. Enjoy the riots.

I wish for a few tacos right about now.

 

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Wish granted: All the hard tacos break easy and the soft tacos fall apart quickly.

I wish I had a better vehicle.

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Wish granted, but your new ride gets either stolen or totalled.

I wish for a decent Mechwarrior movie to come out in the near future, and to attract a lot of people to the BattleTech franchise.

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Granted, but they do the same thing to it that they did to teen titans, just as its getting good.

 

I wish the "P" key on my keyboard worked without having to slam it

 

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Wish granted. Now the others don't.

I wish that people wouldn't block me all the time, or would at least tell me what I'm doing wrong before it gets that far.

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