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Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation: Be Careful What You Wish For

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Wish granted. The empire is completely corrupt and is a socialist regime, and then somebody assassinates you in the hopes of a better life.

I wish it were possible to live inside of computers like in TRON. And I mean the real deal, none of this "Matrix" virtual reality crap.

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Granted, but it's still not as good as Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann and it still has a helluvalot of fanservice.

 

I wish I could watch Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann for the first time again.

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Wish granted, but it is a very dangerous and convoluted science... and it destroys more modern technologies when you try to operate them. Among many other foul side-effects.

I wish YouTube wasn't full of immature brats, and that everybody on YouTube took English classes (no offense to anybody on this forum who's also on YouTube.)

Edited by Amaroq Dricaldari

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Granted YouTube is now used primarily by people over the age of fifty and they all speak "English" if you are from Europe they speak American English and if you're from America they speak European English

I wish I could become my wolf character at will

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Wish granted... but now all of the other species start eying you, and you will never get a moment of peace as they keep trying to get touchy-feely without your permission.

I wish fangames were easier to make.

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Wish granted, but taking care of them is so difficult that it pretty much dominates over your entire life, and the dragon also always chases your potential life partners away out of jealousy.

I wish that I could go back in time and fix all of my mistakes (who wouldn't?)

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Granted, but you forget what you have learnt from your mistakes and you will do even bigger mistakes in the future. When you have fixed all your mistakes the reality has been altered and you wouldn't be the same person before fixing your mistakes. There's also a high chance to meet yourself in the past and making you to be unable to return to current time.

I wish phones would be modular.

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Maybe because there are about 10-15 active members and I don't think anybody want to start a new thread.

 

 

Wish granted. You can fly for a few seconds at a time, and as soon as you get tired drop like a rock with no control over your descent.

I wish my glasses didn't keep getting dirty.

Granted, but now uv protection starts peeling so there are rainbows allover your glasses.(happened to me and it sucks)

 

I wish I could yo-yo like this:

 

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Wish granted, but now they are so open and friendly that it makes you sick when they are trying to wash your laundry for you and bake you fresh pies.

I wish somebody could figure out a file like this:

Edited by Amaroq Dricaldari

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Granted, but your money was taken from the make a wish foundation and now it has no money to grant children's wishes.

I wish that science was advanced enough that for a reasonable price people could be made like their fursonas to whatever degree they desired.

Edited by BaronVonEcho

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Granted. Now we can never see both where a planet is and where it's going at the same time. Good luck calculating that asteroid collision.

I wish my job payed better.

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Granted, but it's in yen, and nobody will change your money.

 

I wish the english language still used the letter Þ.

Edited by GaJeer

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Granted, but now all Þe readers would confuse it for a p or b Þherfore slowing Þe speed at which we read.

(Hope I used it right, used wikipedia)

I wish high school actually prepaired me for college.

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