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The Really Bad Joke Thread...

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Guy 1: will you remember me in a day?

Guy 2: yes

Guy 1: in a month?

Guy 2: yes!

Guy 1: in a year?

Guy 2: DUDE! i'm your best friend, I'll never forget you!

Guy 1: knock, knock

Guy 2: who's there?

Guy 1: knew it, you've forgotten me already!

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Guest VextheDragon

shortest joke ever:

two women sitting at a table quietly *badum, tish*

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Guest VextheDragon

what veg should you never take onto a ship?

a leek!

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The old:

"Don't judge someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes, then they are a mile away and you have their shoes!"

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