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Shadow Phoenix

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Large broken clay rhinoceros vs a fruit knife.

On one hand, I have more dexterity. Then again, you have the weight advantage. I can't stab through clay! I think you win this one.

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Guest Dammy T Fox   
Guest Dammy T Fox

laptop vs a Yu-Gi-Oh Tin full of cards.

Hm. Well, you may have more chance at hitting me, but this thing is waaaaaay heavier and will certainly bludgeon you to death!

*post-battle* I sit on my heels and weep at the loss of many great cards that were covered in blood in battle.

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Tin full of cards vs a ... Very drunk and passed out man in his undies... Really chad.. Really?

Well i can use him as a meatshield but your tin box would hurt... Or i can throw him on you and let him spoon you in his sleep.. But youll possibly bludgen him to death

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Guest VextheDragon   
Guest VextheDragon

(meh, why not, looks fun XD)

Bokken VS Drunk Guy

talk about lucky, you're screwed! i know how to use this thing, like VERy well :evil:

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Bokken vs. massive portable white board with wooden frame

I guess I can use the board as a shield...? Although it might be better if I SURPRISE ATTACK! *Throws white board eraser and markers at Vex's face and runs away!*

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Guest VextheDragon   
Guest VextheDragon

heh, if you didn't take me by suprise i'd have won.

also, a question about this game to Shadow, i'm willing to post again, but heres the thing, do you count all weapons as the same? since i have as least one weapon, be it a sword, or a staff or somthing, in every room of my house (aside from the bathroom, but like i'll spin in there XD)

anyway, i did my spin, and din't get a weapon funnly enough XD

Big White Board VS electric Guitar.

ok you win, JUST DON'T HURT FLAME!

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Electric guitar vs skyrim video game...

I know you wont do THAT!

That would cause an apoclyptic war of nerds vs you , sure you can break it easy but id defend it myself and you would have to sacrifice your guitar to break my game

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Guest sami

Skyrim video game vs. Pokemon XD Gale of Darkness

While the graphics are more legendary in Skyrim, I feel like I have good odds with the legendary pokemon in Pokemon XD! Dark Lugia, Go! Throw the St. Anne at that pesky Dragon!

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Damarus   

A Gamecube VS a printer

Not the greatest reach but at least with the handle and it's small size, using it as a boxing glove i could get a few good hits in in in the space of time that you would need to throw/swing the printer :P

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